Firehose of Love



You may know me as the guy who eats the maple donuts
You may know me as the wannabe rock star
You may know me as the guy with the Hello Kitty lunchbox
You may know me as the biggest freak by far

But I ain't no leaky faucet
I ain't no garden hose
I ain't no water pistol
I'm better than those

I'll be your Firehose of Love
Your Firehose of Love
I'll be your Firehose of Love
Your Firehose of Love

You may know me as the guy who hates Filet o' Fishes
Which is a registered trademark of the McDonald's Corporation
You may know me as the guy without a short term memory
You may know me as the guy who needs a shower

But I ain't no sprinkler system
Raining on your toes
I think you know by now
I'm better than those

I'll be your Firehose of Love
Your Firehose of Love
I'll be your Firehose of Love
Your Firehose of Love