You may know me as the guy who eats the maple donuts You may know me as the wannabe rock star You may know me as the guy with the Hello Kitty lunchbox You may know me as the biggest freak by far But I ain't no leaky faucet I ain't no garden hose I ain't no water pistol I'm better than those I'll be your Firehose of Love Your Firehose of Love I'll be your Firehose of Love Your Firehose of Love You may know me as the guy who hates Filet o' Fishes Which is a registered trademark of the McDonald's Corporation You may know me as the guy without a short term memory You may know me as the guy who needs a shower But I ain't no sprinkler system Raining on your toes I think you know by now I'm better than those I'll be your Firehose of Love Your Firehose of Love I'll be your Firehose of Love Your Firehose of Love |