Jesus Wants to Get Stoned



Me and Jesus were hanging out
Picking up chicks on a Saturday night
Maybe pick a fight
He's a little up tight, always talking 'bout wrong and right
But he's always got a light

Jesus wants to get stoned

Me and Jesus were walking on Sunset
Drinking beers outa paper cup
Used to smoke seeds and stems
But no more because, he turns water into buds

Jesus wants to get stoned

I'll show you everything that's beautiful
I'll show you everything that's pure
But don't you ever turn me out
I swear to got I'll serve your heart up on a skewer

Me and Jesus were hanging out
Picking up chicks on a Saturday night
Maybe pick a fight
He used to be up tight, always talking 'bout wrong and right
Now he's always got a light

Jesus wants to get stoned